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11.06.2025 12:45

Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Hysterias & Posteriors
No, not a chance
What are the main issues that have historically and currently divided Republicans and Democrats?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Then came..
Why aren't there any Indian girls married to Chinese guys but Chinese girls married to Indian guys?
Unacceptable again!
No go.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
U.S. growth forecast cut sharply by OECD as Trump tariffs sour global outlook - CNBC
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So, the docs changed it to read
Paris Erupts in Celebrations, Riots After PSG Wins Champions League - WSJ
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
What parts of the Bible, if any, are inappropriate to read to children? Why?
Nuts and Butts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
share office space ...
Still no good
No way
Still no good.
Why do some people enjoy being dominated?
So they tried
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Just Forget it!
Loons and Moons
Why do older men like to get anal sex?
Everyone loved it.
Next, they tried...
Freaks and Cheeks
If there was only one man remaining on the Earth, would this be regarded as extinction?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
They put up a sign reading
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Catatonics & High Colonics
Thumbs down again.
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